The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When I want to read fiction, I go to the library. When I want to read nonfiction, I go to the truthbrary.
What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College
Which body part hurts most when you get hit by a right-angled triangle? Your sinuses.
The earth's not flat, it's a mobius strip and no one can disagree Because after all, we're all on the same side.
The Ohio and Michigan Institute of Lions and Tigers and Bears. OH,MI.
I wanted to take ownership of a building shaped like a triangle. But I couldn’t get anyone to cosine.
Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases? They're making *headlines* everywhere!
My uncle is a bus driver that circles Big Ben in London ... he works around the clock.
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots...
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?