The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.