The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
If I got 1$ for every geography test I failed I could finally understand that I live in Europe, where these are worthless
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
I hope I can save my herb garden from this infestation. I'm running out of thyme!
A man with dwarfism walked out of the wig store after haggling for a good deal. It was a small price toupee'.
Theoretical duck What did the duck say after it split the atom ?Quark ! Quark !
I finally had an entire set of amiibos, except for one Zelda character. It was my missing link
A brand new hubcap makes the best plate for eggs Benedict. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Robert Patrick, an actor best known for playing the T-1000, has left behind the Hollywood life to pursue his dream of owning a pest control business. He is quoted as saying “I can’t wait to start my new life as an exterminator.”
Where do you find giant snails? On giant's fingersI'll see myself out
Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head.(I got this one from my uncle)
My Biology teacher told me ants are female The males are called uncles
What did the octopus say when the fisherman cut off its tenticles? See ya later suckers!
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies? A swallow.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than Empire State Building? Ofcourse ! The Empire State Building can't jump