The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

No one wanted to join me on the difficult mountain trail. They all said it was a hard pass.

Why are scented candles so expensive? Because they take a wick to make one.

I asked the IT guy, How do you make a Motherboard? He said, I tell her about my job.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme. He was a deep friar.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? They just seem a little shady!

Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.

What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.

I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.

What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!