The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
I don’t have a problem with most ancient gods and the like... but that Pan really gets my goat.
I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little. They must have dyed inside a little.