The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.