The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does Farmer Travis Scott do when his crops are ready? He goes Sickle Mode
Why do they call chicken the beggar's bird? Because it says "Buck buck buck buck buck!"
Johnny was looking out the window, straining his eyes... trying to read a billboard a half mile away. When his friend asked him what he was doing, Johnny said, "my mom says I can only go out and play if I have super vision".
What food does a stoner serve his guests at a party? Pot Roast. Ba dum dum
Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone.
I want my 11780 dollars. Dear Bank of America, I just want to find 11780 more dollars in my savings account.Everyone at your bank counted wrong.
My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish. You might say a New England clam chowed her.
It's good thing tall people like me don't grow on trees friend: too bad shorter people could use the shade!
I decided to remove my racing snail's shell to make him go faster. But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.
It's Pancake Tuesday already... Really creped up on me.
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder? Diableatus.