The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.