The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.