The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.