The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
You can't spell par entry without "try."