The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.