The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a Muslim eating a lettuce? Saladin
I went to join a health club today and saw a sign on its door that said ‘Look better in 10 days or your money back.’ I then wrote out a check and handed it over to the girl at the front desk. The girl looked at me and said, “Keep it. We’re gonna mail it back to you anyways.”
What do you call cheese that ain't yours? "Camembert", typically. It can be very difficult to budget for the expensive varieties
Mosquitos in Africa be like It's-a me! Malario!
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? They just seem a little shady!
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?' 'I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'