The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.