The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My boss showed up this morning in a new Porsche. I said, "what an amazing car"... And he replied, "yeah - if you work really hard, put lots of hours in and strive for excellence at all times, I should be able to get another one next year".
Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired.
Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Come right in, Mr. Trump.
Fishing is a great way to recuperate. Whenever you’re feeling bluegill or like nobody gives a crappie. Or if you’ve fallen on your bass and you’re sturgeon for the truth. Don’t ever trout that cod will be there for you.
I was just boasting at work about how I'm currently sleeping with a set of twins... All the lads were very impressed but one asked; "How do you tell them apart?" "Easy", I said, "Michelle has long blonde hair and Dave has a moustache."
My wife saw me standing on the scale pulling in my stomach "Pulling in your stomach wont make you any lighter" she said"I know", I said, "but if I don't, I cant see what it says on the dial"
You know that scent of moth balls? If so- you're some weird freak spreading its legs to sniff it.
If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix. Just reset to olfactory settings.
Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million #2. China: 1.357 billion#3. Japan: 173.3 million#4. Australia: 48 as of last census
Why do sea gulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be called bagels (bay-gulls)Courtesy of my seven year old niece
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on."
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.