The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this