The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What is the Department of Veterans Affairs in China called? VAChina.
What did Denzel say to the thick wire entering his house’s circuit breakers box ? Mah main...!!
Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.