The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I got fired from the calendar factory just for taking a day off 🙁
I have a joke about perfume... ...but it doesn't make any scents.
How do you talk to a COVID denier Without raising your voice so you do not disturb the other patients in the mental health ward.
What do you call it when a symphony musician hits his wife? Domestic violins.
I do online classes like games... Blame it all on my internet.
What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack
Shredder finally defeated the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. All he had to do is to throw a box of plastic straws to the sewer system.
What does Earth get on Earth day ? A birthday quake !
A blonde takes her car to her mechanic and tells him it’s running rough. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
why did the bread kick the tomato over? because he loafed him
A Limerick There once was a man from Port CrownWho went to a doctor in town.The doc gave to heA sup-po-si-to-ry."I will not take this sitting down!"
OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common? They're both ballpark figures.
A lion would never play golf But a Tiger Wood
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.