The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can February March? No, but April May!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.