The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.