The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Can February March? No, but April May!
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.