The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do the cows return from the fields right about when evening tea is ready? It’s tea-pot calling the cattle back
I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings. I'll call it Salvador Deli.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint while playing cards.... That’s right, the steaks were pretty high.
This one time I got into an argument with my furnace. You could say things got a little heated
So, my girlfriend wanted to try some stuff she saw in the new 50 Shades of Grey movie Girlfriend: I just saw the new 50 shades and I really wanna try something I saw in the move.Me: oh yeahhhh? What’d you wanna try babe?Girlfriend: Fuck a billionaire.
Larry Flynt, creator of Hustler Magazine, has died aged 78. His family have asked fans do not send flowers... ...but to send nudes
Potatoes are taking over the world... They say it's the rise of the mashines
What does a bored trampoline jumper say? "Okay, bye. I'm gonna bounce now."
Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal.
(Dad Joke) Why is a library the tallest building? It has so many stories!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don't think they'll fit me.