The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call an element that always complains? a lament.
What kind of lotion do bullfighters use? Olay!
That song "everybody talks" by neon trees is offensive to mute people.... And you'll probably never hear about it.
What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
Everyone thinks lawyers are a bunch of sharks, rats and pit-bulls! But really, they're all liti-gators
All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river.
What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.
In my younger days, if I had to use the bathroom I could just hold it in. Nowadays, Depend's
What do you call a fish that performs surgery in freshwater? Lake sturgeon.
My husband works in a plant nursery and is looking for quality plant jokes to tell his overworked co-workers. Show me what you've got! (I'll start) Why are plants bad cheerleaders?Because they're always rooting for themselves.
How do you make gold soup? Add 24 carrots
Environment Friendly Joke *What do you do with 365 used condoms?* Re-cycle them into a tyre and call it a Good Year.
Have you heard about the Transformer who turns into a prostate vibrator? I finally understand what they mean by ***"robots in these guys"***
A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
A mushroom walks into a bar and sidles up to a stool. Bartender: “You’ll need to leave. We don’t serve your kind here.”Mushroom: “Why not? I’m a . . . fun-gi.”