The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.