The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Can February March? No, but April May!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Killer whales are great musicians but there's one instrument they just won't play The orcana
I went to the shop to buy a foot pump for our new air bed. I was shocked by how much the price had risen since the last pump I purchased. But yer, I suppose that’s the cost of inflation.
Today I learned that Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy were the most open-minded presidents in history. I was quite shocked by this, and it blew my mind.
In school we had a friend named Gustavo. He was a blast to be with, but he had an odor. If I had to describe it, fun Gus had a musky scent.
What's the difference between a bucket and a tub? For starters, the bucket pails in comparison.