The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam? He called it Wildlife Preserve.
I’d like to return this. It’s unused. Clerk: Sir, this is your diploma. Me: Cash is fine.
Why was the man with hummus spilled on his shirt called kinky? Because he had some chick-pea all over him.
I had a big wasps nest under the eve of my roof so I went to the hardware store to find some wasp spray. I found a can and asked a worker if this was good for wasps? He says “No, it kills them.”
Why were Aaron Paul and Brian Cranston cast in Breaking Bad They had great chemistry.
What bacon makes you sneeze? Peppa Pig
My son just told me the school security guard got fired and the new one has only one arm. He asked, "How will he be able to break up fights with only one arm?"I replied, "Single-handedly."
So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us
I went shopping for shoes and I found the perfect pair They are my solemates
A friend of mine, a mathematician, told me he has long term effects after his COVID-19 infection. "Do you have difficulties breathing?" I asked him. "No," he said, "I stopped reducing fractions."
My friend said he could tell a better glove pun than me. But I'm not gauntlet that happen.
“Boulangerie” is a french bakery. “Boucherie” is a french butcher shop. What’s a french ice cream shop? Benandgerie.
I just got a new job at the prison library It has its prose and cons.
I just quit my job working in a shoe factory It was sole destroying
Why should every starter house come with a cat? Because you can’t spell homeowner without “meow”