The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why did Rockstar choose to invest in a Harbour when diversifying their assets? Because their ports are always a disaster!
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. I told the operator that lately I've been having suicidal thoughts. Operator: "Great! Can you drive a truck?"
One farmer asks another \- "Are your cows smokers?"\- "No, that would be ridiculous!"\- "Then your barn is on fire."