The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.