The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.