The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.