The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.