The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
As I was picking up my mother in law from the airport, I asked her, “So, how long do you think you’ll be staying with us?”She answered, “Well... for as long as you like.” “Not even for coffee??”
How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer? She uses her hAIR conditioner!
What's a library ? It's like the internet, but made of trees.
I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I'm a writer. "Oh yeah?" he asks. "Have you sold anything yet?" I said, "Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."
What do you get when you combine Calcium and Iron? A cafe
How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews.
I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice... ...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.
What did the stoner say when someone tied his shoes together? "Damn. These are laced and I'm tripping!"
The police just arrested the world's tongue twister champion. They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!
What do you call an iPhone with no sense of humor? Too Siri-ous.
You're American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Pop Corn?
What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees
What do witches use to make their hair look perfect? Scare spray.