The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.