The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
Why did the doctor put a flesh-eating snail on the burn wound? To make the Eschar go!
So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them. Me: how do you want me to stop?Wife: whatever means necessary.Me: ...? No it doesn't.
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit "I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
I live in MD and the governor is all “Don't go to the bar. Don't meet up with your friends. Don't come home with an infection.” Honestly, Gov. Larry Hogan is starting to sound like my wife.
Why is it so hard to colonize space? Because of meteor rights
What do you call a long line of LGBT people An LGBTQ
I bought a warehouse full of soup stock Now I'm a bouillonaire