The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both.
I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.
Why do they play baseball games at night? Because the bats are asleep during the day.
Why did the unvaccinated child buy a motorcycle when he was 3 years old? Midlife Crisis
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone "Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
What did the oyster say to his girlfriend when she finally got him to open up? Aww shucks
I've got a great pizza joke for you. Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!