The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!