The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!