The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Everyone talks about their stepladder. I grew up with a step stool. Never knew my real stool... But that's okay, everyone tells me he was a piece of crap.
I got an e-mail from a buddy of mine. He always has trouble spelling certain words. He said he quit his job at the glue factory. Upper management wanted everyone to put out 2,500 tubes per hour I guess he's not the type to work in a fast paste environment.
What do you call a potato that gets things done? A facilitater.
Did you hear the price of balloons is going to increase? I blame it on inflation. But on the positive side, sales are supposed to go up!
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.