The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I bought my grandchildren some crayons. I have to say... ... they make my kin scrawl.
So two men walk into a tie shop The first men asks "Do you want to have a race to see who can put it on the quickest" The second man responds "nah we will probably end up in a tie
Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers...
On my way to work this morning a bird decided to make its home on top of my head. I went to call someone for help but my phone had run out of power I'm now under a nest without charge
How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables
"Top 10 Most Dangerous Occupations in the US 2017" revealed High school student in poll position
A man saw a dog named frost. It wagged its tail as people walked by. The man went to pet it but this dog lashed out and injured his hand."I didn't know frost bites."