The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”