The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.