The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.