The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.