The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
My grandpa left me a violin and an oil painting in his will. When I took them to be valued, I was told that they were by Van Gogh and Stradivarius. Sadly they were worthless as Van Gogh was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was an awful painter.
Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving? Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About miles.
I got fired from my job as a cashier today... This customer walked in, picked up something from the counter, walked up to the till and said, "I'd like to pay for a Bagel with Cream Cheese.."I told him clearly, "I'm sorry sir, we only accept cash or credit"
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Next Time... The other day I drove past your house and you threw a flower at me.Next time could you take it out of the pot?
Being a plastic surgeon must be hard... Not even a familiar face to keep you company
Which song would an exception sing? Can't catch me - Avicii
Two Japanese people get married. They have a baby boy.A few years later the wife and child both get the same illness. So the husband takes his wife and child to the hospital.He asks the doctor: “What’s wrong with Mii?”The doctor replies: “The same thing that is wrong with Yew.”