The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!