The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.