The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why didn't the motorcycles get in the carpool? Because they didn't have trunks
My wife's an absolute treasure.... By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.
I knew a nun once who was addicted to wearing clothes a third of her size. I never could figure out how she got into the habit.
The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event. Authorities believe it to be race-related.
My New Year's resolution is to complain loudly about all my past regrets. Hindsight is 2020.
How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet... I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
3 knights walk into a bar with their swords. The bartender sees them walk in and asks, “why are you taking your swords in here with you?”The knights say, “in case of mimics.”The knights laugh, the bartender laughs, the table laughs, they kill the table.
Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.
Only a fisherman will understand the struggle Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.
I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking.
The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Unexpected She: Why is your shirt smudged with ink blots?He: I refilled a printer cartridge at work today.Octopus under their bed: *whispers* Tell her about us, you chicken.
What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches? an erection
Woman: They just turned the local cemetery into a golf course... Man: Well, someone's going to be six under!