The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Can February March? No, but April May!
What do houses wear? An address.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
Can February March? No, but April May.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.