The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do a hurricane, a tornado and a red neck divorce all have in common? In every case, someone loses a trailer.
John was the best liver surgeon in his hospital. I guess you could say he always de-livered.
I'm going to cash in on the success of Avengers: Infinity War by opening a comics themed sandwich shop. It'll be called *Soup or Hero*
My wife has just given me a book with all the words that I'm not supposed to use when we argue.... It's called a dictionary.
My banking app isn't working! I called their customer support and they said we can try deleting your cache!I was like hell no!
Some lady called the cops on me because I was giving a squirrel a nut in the park. Good thing I got my pants back on before they arrived
I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back ... ... he made a bolt for the door.
A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain. The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."
Protons have mass? Never knew they were Catholic
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins - I couldn't differentiate between them.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do scholars eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!