The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
My wife has been secretly storing plenty of graph paper inside her closet. I bet she is plotting something against me.
There are 2 astronauts in space. The first says "I can't find any milk for my coffee"The second says "in space, no-one can. Here, use cream"(Saying it aloud helps)#Tip your waitresses!